Cheeky Ornaments – Ready To Mingle Kringle

Turns out Mrs. Claus wasn’t the only one making a list and checking it twice. Meet Ready to Mingle Kringle, the hand-blown glass ornament that proves even Santa needs a little “me time.” Stretched out in his festive boxers and giving you that come-hither holiday stare, this jolly old saint is officially off the market and on the apps.

He’s traded cookies for cocktails, the North Pole for Palm Springs, and the naughty list… well, let’s just say it’s a lot shorter this year. Perfect for anyone who appreciates a little midlife sparkle (and a lot of chest hair), Ready to Mingle Kringle is your new holiday conversation starter.